Pennridge Regional Police. Photo by James Short.
Pennridge Regional Police recently reported an act of virile vandalism in West Rockhill Township.
Police said unknown vandals entered a vacant home on the 2500 block of Camp Rock Hill Road sometime during the week of Nov. 2 to Nov. 8 and spraypainted large penises on the interior walls of the home.
Police said the exact time of the vandalism is unknown, and no further police involvement was taken at the request of the homeowner. The incident was reported Monday, Nov. 10 by police.
By sheer luck, the case did not fall to anyone named Johnson.
All suspects and defendants are innocent until proven guilty. This story was compiled using public court records.